no more work on saturdays

today will be the start of a longer weekday for us in the civil service. finally my prayers of no more work on saturdays has been answered. i don't mind working longer on a weekday as long as i can have a full 2 days off on the weekends.

anyway today is my sister's birthday so : HAPPY BIRTHDAY JULI!! it happens to be Teacher's Day for teachers in singapore, so another wish to all teachers here : HAPPY TEACHERS' DAY!!.

it's my lunchtime now and after this it's going to be a long day for me cos i've got to attend this meeting for work that will drag till after 7pm. oh what torture!! good thing my mobile has some games so with the mobile in the silent mode nobody else except those beside me will know what i'm doing...hehehe...

anyway here's something for the day :

Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has Gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.......
20. Send this to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to you or asked you not to send them stuff like this.