can't access e-mail

what the ..??!! both yahoo & hotmail can't be accessed. sheesh.
today, or yesterday rather, got myself 2 belated birthday gifts. first is from her. thank you so much dear.
the another one is from yours truly (",). got my own gift since i know myself best on what i want/need.
anyway, got an sms from someone. the last person in mind to send me these kind of messages. the message goes like this : "Here's d lamest pick-up line from me to you : when god took my rib to turn it into a woman, it turns to U! So, can i hv my rib back."
can somebody please tell me what to make of this? i'm too stumped to even give a reply. hahah...
i'll put up the pics of the gifts when i can access my e-mail. digital camera's batteries are flat so i had to snap the pics with the mobile's camera and MMS to my e-mail.
ok, i'm giving up waiting to access my e-mail. next few days will be busy, busy, busy.